Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.I walked past a farm, and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought that was an unnecessary comma.There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.Learn to spell… AutoCorrect isn’t always write.↑ Table of Contents ↑ Jokes to Message Your Coworker I was going to tell a carpentry joke, but I couldn’t find any of that woodwork.Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do.Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines.It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolksvagen.Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme. Engineers have made a car that can run on mint.He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden. Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated.Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. There should be confetti in tires, so it’s still an okay day when there is a blow-out.I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.The past, present, and future walked into a bar.One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called: YouTwitFace.You just might get some giggles and groans! One-Liners Looking for jokes that won’t offend anyone and are safe for work? We’ve gathered the best of the best in this ultimate list of funny and corny work jokes.
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